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Feb. 27th, 2004 12:53 amI was off for the first Thursday in weeks, CSI night. So what do I do? I fall asleep before the story's resolved.
I tried to crash a little while ago, but my earlier nap screwed things up.
Lying in bed, jazz on the clock radio, staring at the darkfield that is the ceiling, my mind starts to wander.
Before I'd napped, the CSI investigators were discussing stainage on shorts. Presence of stainage is possible, but no way to tell age of stainage. So this gets me thinking about other sorts of trace elements.
Is there technology to determine if some one has comitted flatulance, by 'scanning' shorts?
A test for the presence of methane? Methane permeation in the cloth fibers?
Chromaspectography? Will cotton fiber exposed to flatulance burn at a different rate, give off a different wave legnth than fiber not exposed?
There's sniffer technology. And it will trace methane.
But can it warn you of a 'silent but deadly'?
I tried to crash a little while ago, but my earlier nap screwed things up.
Lying in bed, jazz on the clock radio, staring at the darkfield that is the ceiling, my mind starts to wander.
Before I'd napped, the CSI investigators were discussing stainage on shorts. Presence of stainage is possible, but no way to tell age of stainage. So this gets me thinking about other sorts of trace elements.
Is there technology to determine if some one has comitted flatulance, by 'scanning' shorts?
A test for the presence of methane? Methane permeation in the cloth fibers?
Chromaspectography? Will cotton fiber exposed to flatulance burn at a different rate, give off a different wave legnth than fiber not exposed?
There's sniffer technology. And it will trace methane.
But can it warn you of a 'silent but deadly'?
