Grumpy Wednesday

[clayhornik]

I'm opening the store today, which means I'll be off this evening. Tonight's the State of the Union speech. Thankfully, it won't run until after "Lost."
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The vatican reported that the pope has a foot firmly planted on a bananna peel and that the Cardinals are trying to remember just which smoke means what and what to burn to get it.
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What the Bleep Do We Know? is playing at the Naro. Apparently, people find it "life changing." Let's keep these guys away from 2001 and Mindwalk. I've been told that no, they're not a cult... and I'll be flayed as a blasphemer if I keep mocking them.
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Is it a hate crime if you beat the crap out of somebody because they use the phrase Anno Satanas when describinng they year of their birth?
I think lurking in the ugly lizard/monkey part of my brain is some sort of angry thug. Otherwise there's no rational explanation for my reaction to such pronouncements.
"Anno Satanas." I see stuff like that and I just want to ask them one question:"Wood or Aluminum?"
Pow.
Yeah. I've got your tolerance right here...

Comments

[scanner-darkly.livejournal.com]

Beautiful. :)

I'll protect you against Ramtha's minions. They've been drooling and asking your name. Of course, I might not be able to protect you until Anno Satanas 2006...



*duck*

[boyfacedgirl.livejournal.com]

The movie is "cute" as best. About half way thru i noticed teh awful woman in the red jacket was doing a male impersonation (takes one to know one, eh?), then I thought.. omg, could it be... RAMTHA! Then I couldn't stop giggling every time she came on, adn I had to stay to the end to see if who it was, and busted up laughing wehn she choose to be credited as Ramtha instead of LZ Knight. The bad thing was it was openign knight, and the theater was full of aged ex-hippie-boomers who would spontaneously go 'right-on!' (inflected like 'amen!'), onle couple who was forcing their son to watch it with constant "well, well?" elbow jabs to the poor twentysomething.. The there was a discussion after, a woman introducted herself as a minister of teh church of (something-i-can't-remeber-what). Her openign statement was; "Since htere's really only One person in here..." I couldn't take it anymore. I got up and left.

These kinds of movies/lectures alway leave me with a "Yeah, and...?" feeling. But tehy never seem to get the "and" part, they always put a period afterwards. Ok, so I'm mormon.

[boyfacedgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, and, Harry Potter is "up" in pop culture.See any resemblance?