"I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force..."

[clayhornik]

Living in Norfolk, you hear a lot of guys bragging about being SEALS or Blackwater or Ninjas... when really their job is to... I dunno... restock the ship's Coke machine or something.

So when I read this- Shrine of the Mall Ninja- I was seriously "LOL" the entire time.